Dec 31, 2007

A Reilly-shaped hole at the back of SI

Even after Rick Reilly's departure, my ritual is the same: when I get my weekly copy of Sports Illustrated in the mail, I flip straight to the back page.

But instead of Reilly, smiling at me with that cheesy smile as if he had just told a joke or was about to, I find these Wall Street Journal-esque caricatures of guys like S.L. Price, Jack McCallum, and Chris Ballard. And instead of the Life of Reilly, it's the Point After.

These men are all great writers in their own right, no doubt about it, but they are not Reilly. They know it, their editors know it, and we, the readers know it. They do not anchor the magazine the way Reilly did, like the last runner on a relay team: lying in wait for the home stretch, ready to grab the baton and carry the team to victory.

Now having said all this, I believe Reilly has lost a step or two in the last few years. His laugh out loud pieces and his tear-jerker columns had become fewer and farther between. I might even say that at $2 million per, Reilly is a bigger loss to SI than he is a gain to ESPN.

But that's neither here nor there.

The point is that there is a vacuum near the end of each new issue of Sports Illustrated, and someone needs to fill it permanently. Selena Roberts (formerly of the New York Times) and Dan Patrick are probably the leading candidates, but it's tough to know if either can fill Reilly's shoes.

Dec 28, 2007

Well, it's better than finding out posthumously

I'd like to introduce you to Evonne Goolagong, a tennis player from the 1970s.

You don't hear much about her these days, but boy, she went on a tear in 1976, winning six tournaments, including the Australian Open.

But she never quite summited the top of the WTA rankings -- until now.

Some stathead for the WTA plugged all the numbers into a computer (rumor has it they relied heavily on the abacus until the early 1990s), and determined that Goolagong rightfully deserved the #1 ranking for a two-week period.

Two weeks. Thirty years ago. And they sent her a trophy for it. I'm glad credit has been given where credit was due, but I'm plagued by a burning question on the subject.

Who was the geek digging around in 30-year-old stats that found this?

Dec 27, 2007

Meaninglessness brought to the masses

If you're dying to watch the New England Patriots make history Saturday night -- but can't afford NFL Network -- you're in luck.

But now that the NFL has made an allowance for CBS and NBC to simulcast the game, it begs the question: how many of us care?

Patriots fans have plenty of reason to watch, but not in the same way we all gathered around the talking box when Big Mac went for 62. History will unfold before our eyes, to be sure, but it all seems like such a foregone conclusion.

In addition to the perfect 16-0 season, New England has a couple of opportunities to make its mark on the record book.
  • With two TD passes, Tom Brady will pass Peyton Manning for the single-season TD record (currently at 49).

  • With two TD catches, Randy Moss would eclipse Jerry Rice for the all-time mark (currently 22, set in a strike-shortened season of 12 games).

  • And with a mere touchdown, the Patriots will pass the '98 Vikings as the most prolific scoring team in history (the current points record is 556).
But are these records you need to see broken? Could you have picked the NFL's highest scoring team on a multiple choice test? Even the perfect season doesn't seem as big a deal, since we all figured out about Week 9 that the Patriots couldn't be beaten.

Furthermore, the game is of no consequence to the Giants, who have already clinched a Wild Card berth and stand to gain nothing by winning. So basically, it will be a regular season game for the Patriots and a preseason game for New York. Riveting!

I'm as much a fan of history as anyone else, and normally the opportunity to watch a record-setting sports event would make my hair stand on end. Saturday will be different, though. I'll probably flip on the game and watch a quarter or two, but if my wife asks me to accompany her to the grocery store, I won't object.

Vote Now (in poll to the right): Will you watch the Patriots go for 16-0?

Dec 26, 2007

If you're going to a bowl game, Watch your back

Chalk it up to filler on a slow news day, if you like, but I find this AP piece about terrorism at sporting events more than a little unnerving.

The story points out that while professional sports have stepped up their security measures, NCAA events have security barely superior to than a junior league soccer game at the park. Numbers aren't necessarily the problem, however.

Because most college and universities outsource its security and ushering duties, the types of personnel available in the event of an emergency aren't always top drawer. Picture the saggy-cheeked grandpa or the pimply-faced teenager. Are those the guys you want watching your back while you watch the game?

I've often thought when I walked into a stadium (college or professional) that this could be a prime target for terrorist action. At least 30,000 -- sometimes up to 100,000 -- people in one confined space. How hard would it be for one individual with weapons or explosives to make it past security and carry out a suicide mission? How vulnerable would fans be with no easy exits and no plans for evacuation?

It's sad we've come to need this, but Southern Miss has developed a center for Spectator Sports Security Management, which is charged with the task of training security professionals across the country for just this type of scenario.
I just hope it isn't too late.

Security experts worry about safety at college stadiums (AP, via Yahoo! sports)

Dec 24, 2007

Bizarre behavior from the Flying Tomato

If you're a fan of winter sports, you may remember Shaun White as a gold medal winner.

If you're a pop culture junkie, you may recall White as the Flying Tomato in this issue of Rolling Stone.

But if you're a Summit County (Colorado) sheriff, you probably know White as the punk who set off the fire alarm and looks suspicious in the theft of a 2000 Audi.

A security camera caught someone who looked very much like White setting off the alarm in the game room at Beaver Run Resort in Breckenridge, and a little sleuthing showed White's boot prints tracking away from the scene of the crime.

White was questioned in the theft of the Audi, which took place the same day, but later ruled out as a suspect for reasons unclear. Just guessing here, but perhaps it had to do with the fact that White probably has more than enough endorsement money to buy his own 2000 Audi.

White is still only 21, and besides his second-degree criminal tampering citation will probably be dismissed or otherwise forgotten. But you have to wonder, after White's bizarre and disappointing behavior, who will all the young, pasty white, freckled red-headed snowboarders look up to now?

White cited with criminal tampering (AP, via si.com)
"Flying Tomato" cited in Breckenridge (Denver Post)

Dec 20, 2007

Zo Long: Mourning the end of a great career

In all likelihood, Alonzo Mourning's 16-season NBA career is over.

Mourning came down wrong while trying to block a shot on transition defense Wednesday night, and you could tell by his writhing and pounding on the floor that it probably wasn't just a twisted ankle. The bottom line was a torn patellar tendon in his right knee.

And as someone who's dislocated a knee before, I can tell you that's about the worst kind of pain to have. Typical recovery period is three months, but for a 37-year old to recover and get back in playing shape within the confines of this season seems highly unlikely.

So with that, I want to thank Alonzo Mourning for a great career, one in which there were many highlights:
  • Mourning would have been the #1 pick out of Georgetown, if it wasn't for some big ogre named Shaquille. With 21 points, 10 rebounds, and 3.5 blocks per game, he would have been Rookie of the Year, too -- except Shaq was better.

  • Zo was the top dog on a fierce '94-95 Charlotte team, one that won 50 games and finished second in the Atlantic Conference Central Division. But then he ran into the Chicago Bulls and Michael Jordan in the first round of the playoffs.

  • Mourning amassed over 2,800 blocks, good for a career average of 2.8 per game. In his best seasons, Zo would get 3.5 a game, and in '98-98, he almost got four.

  • Zo was never an MVP, but he was a two-time NBA Defensive Player of the Year. Despite six seasons in which he averaged 20 points or more, you could always tell that defense was most important. Especially when he bellered or scowled at an opponent after blocking a shot.

  • Mourning got the Holy Grail of basketball when the Miami Heat won the NBA Championship in 2006. Zo was a role player, to be sure, averaging 8.6 points, 4.6 rebounds, and 2.3 blocks in just over 20 minutes a game. But you know what? Role players get rings, too, and with Shaq missing over 40 games that season, the Heat probably couldn't have done it without him.

  • Perhaps the most impressive feat at all was accomplished off the basketball court, when Mourning battled kidney disease and came back from a transplant surgery. No way would he allow himself to become the sad story of an NBA star whose career ended far too early. After missing the '02-03 season for the surgery and recovery period, Zo returned a different player. Less stamina, less strength, perhaps, but more hustle. Less flash, more heart. And while he would never again be a star, he got the NBA championship that is the envy of every player who's never won one.

If Zo can beat kidney disease, he may be man enough to speed through a recovery and help the Heat in the playoffs. I suspect not, but if so I will gladly suspend my eulogy at that time. But if this is it -- and Mourning has stated that this will be his last season -- we owe him thanks for a phenomenal career.

Atlanta 117, Miami 111 (AP, via Yahoo! sports)
Alonzo Mourning player profile (Yahoo! sports)
Alonzo Mourning (Wikipedia)

Dec 19, 2007

Separated at Birth: Mike Mussina and Mark Prior

ESPN.com is reporting in its Rumor Central section that the Yankees and Mets are among 11 teams eyeing Mark Prior (left). Which got me thinking: is New York big enough for two people who look like this? Mike Mussina (right) was unavailable for comment.

Dec 18, 2007

Is Dodgers' Kuroda the next Kei Igawa?

You may recall that amidst all the hype about Daisuke Matsuzaka last off season, the Yankees paid for what they thought was a consolation prize in the Dice-K sweepstakes.

Kei Igawa.

Between the posting fee and a five-year contract, Igawa turned out to be a $46 million dollar bust. When the dust had settled, Igawa 2-3 with a 6.25 ERA and a 1.67 WHIP.

Why the late-breaking news, though? As is the case with most Japanese imports, we don't know much about the Dodgers' new signee, Hirokee Kuroda; without having seen him play, we can only go on stats. And if stats is what we're going on, the Dodgers may have signed another Kei Igawa.

The similarities are startling, and if you had to choose one based on their Japanese league stats alone, it would have to be Igawa. In six plus seasons with the Hanshin Tigers, Igawa was 89-60 (.589 winning percentage) with a 3.15 ERA. He consistently struck out 170-200 batters per season, and in 2003, he won the Central League MVP award and the Sawamura Award, the Japanese equivalent to the Cy Young.

In 11 seasons with the Hiroshima Toyo Carp, facing the same hitters in the same league, Kuroda was 103-89 (.536 winning percentage) with a 3.69 ERA. Kuroda averaged between 130 and 160 strikeouts per season.

It's worth pointing out, however, that the two pitchers pitch with different styles. Igawa is a lefty who uses more finesse than power, and it may have been his inability to locate the offspeed stuff that led to his demise here in the states. Kuroda, by contrast, is a right-handed power pitcher whose fastball reportedly peaks at 96 mph, and who also features a slider and a forkball. Also, his nickname in Japan is "Mr. Complete Game."

Igawa is 28, and since the Yankees have him under contract anyway, they may as well continue to work with him. And who knows, maybe he'll regain his Sawamura Award form and become a bargain. Kuroda, though, is 32, so it's more likely that what the Dodgers see this season is what they'll get for the length of the three-year, $35.2 million deal.

Japanese pitcher Kuroda, Dodgers agree to 3-year deal (ESPN)
Kei Igawa (Japanesebaseball.com ~ Wikipedia)
Hiroki Kuroda (Japanesebaseball.com ~ Wikipedia)

Dec 17, 2007

Romo plus girls equals trouble for 'Boys

With new girlfriend Jessica Simpson watching from a private suite, Tony Romo played terribly Sunday in the Cowboys' 10-6 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles.

Romo was 13-36 with 214 yards and 3 INTs for a career-low 22.2 quarterback rating. (Ouch! That might hurt worse than his bruised thumb!) But more importantly, Romo was unable to piece together a much-needed scoring drive, despite several chances in the fourth quarter.

This blog will never turn into a gossip column, but Sunday's game had to feel like deja vu for Dallas fans: the last time Romo played this badly was also against the Eagles, and there was also a special someone rooting for him up in the box.

In December 2006 it was American Idol winner Carrie Underwood rooting for Romo, but the result was almost identical. Romo struggled (45.5 passer rating), the 'Boys lost, and the relationship -- well, it was never the same.

At 12-2, Dallas is still sitting pretty for home field advantage throughout the playoffs, and Romo's thumb should be healed in time for the games that count, which don't start until January.

And as for Romo's personal life, we're not here to speculate. But we suggest that owner Jerry Jones enact a permanent ban on dating the cheerleaders, if he hasn't already. They show up at every game, you know.

Romo lands another pop princess (AP, via si.com... photo also AP)

Dec 14, 2007

Joy to the World: Kobe Bryant is Happy!

In the wake of the release of the Mitchell Report -- and our shock and devastation that Roger Clemens was listed in it -- there is good news to be found in the sports world.

Kobe Bryant is happy.

"I'm happy to be here," Bryant said. "My guys and I -- we have such a tight bond. Business and basketball sometimes can cloud things, but when you get here in your element and you're around your teammates and just having a good time with them and thinking about them and not about the business of the game, that's when it becomes fun."

Translation: it's fun to win.

The Lakers are 13-8, good enough for second in the Pacific Division, and Bryant is finally getting the help he needs. Three other players (Odom, Fisher, and Bynum) are averaging in double figures, and two more (Radmanovic and Farmar) could get there with a single high-scoring game.

After all of the griping and whining and trade demands and complaining about teammates, Kobe is like a toddler who has finally gotten his way.

Kobe has a right to the pursuit of happiness, just like the rest of us. It's just that he thinks his right to happiness supersedes that of anyone around him. Seriously, when did he start giving a rip about his teammates, much less develop "such a tight bond" with any of them?

Enjoy this happiness while it lasts, Lakers fans, because if things start to sour, Bryant's true colors will shine again. And remember: when Kobe ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Kobe glad he wasn't traded; "happy" with Lakers (espn.com)

Dec 12, 2007

5 Players who won't be on the Mitchell Report

I don't know about you, but I'm waiting with bated breath for the release of the Mitchell Report. It's sort of like hot gossip from People Magazine, except for sports fans.

So while we wait, I figure we can play a little game: to anyone stopping by to read this, list five players who won't be included as steroid users on the Mitchell Report.


I'll go first; other than these guys, all bets are off for me.

  1. David Eckstein - The owner of 30 home runs in seven Major League seasons, the X Factor is free of suspicion in my books. I mean, just look at the guy.

  2. Scott Podesdnik - He's 6'0", 170 lbs soaking wet. He did go from 9 to 12 to 0 home runs from 2003-2005, but I just don't see this guy as a user. And if he was, Podsednik better hope his name isn't on the report, because that's going to make finding a job all that much tougher.

  3. Jamie Moyer - If Paul Byrd found a need to use the Human Growth Hormone, I suppose even an old codger like Moyer can't be totally free from suspicion. But Moyer's been around long enough to know the harmful effects of steroids, and he's also got enough tricks up his sleeve to get by on wiles rather than a blazing fastball.

  4. Sean Casey - At 6'4", 215 lbs, you'd think Casey would be a power hitter. The reality is, however, that he's a singles hitter. But if you added steroids to that frame, he'd have more than 130 career dingers on accident.

  5. Barry Bonds - Pause... Not!

OK, there are my picks for who won't make the Mitchell Report. Now it's your turn!

Dec 11, 2007

The legend of Davy Crockett lives on

Move over, Davey Crockett, there's a new king of the Wild Frontier.

Crockett's great-great-great...etc., etc., grandson, who is five years old, killed himself a bear with a youth rifle.

We remember Davy Crockett from the old Disney show about his adventures in Tennessee and at the Alamo, and most of us went through a coon skin cap-wearing phases at one time or another.

But the best part about Davy Crockett is that he's got his own theme song, the Ballad of Davy Crockett.

It went a little something like this (emphasis added):

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree,
Killed him a b'ar when he was only three.
Davy, Davy Crockett
King of the Wild Frontier

But back to the point. Crockett's descendant, a tike named Tre Merritt, shot and killed a 445 lb. black bear in Arkansas Sunday. His grandpa (not Davy) was with him, but the kid pulled the trigger, all by himself.

Just like Grandpa Crockett. Incredible.

5-year-old descendant of Davy Crockett kills bear (KATV/Little Rock, via ESPN)
The Ballad of Davy Crockett (Wikipedia)

See it Sharpton's way or lose the Olympics

Being disagreeable is what the Reverend Al Sharpton seems to do best. This time, though, you have to think he's fighting a losing battle.

In a war with Chicago mayor Richard Daley over police department reforms, Sharpton has threatened to withhold his support for the city's 2016 Olympic bid.

"The Olympics can be a point of leverage for people in this city that have not been able to get direct action by the city fathers," Sharpton said.

Hold on a second, Al. You're going to stop the Olympics from coming to Chicago if you don't get your way on this issue? That's like threatening to sever your allegiances to the Cubs: you're more than welcome to voice your own opinion, but good luck finding a following in Chicago.

If stirring controversy is what Sharpton does best, unintentional comic relief is a close second.

Sharpton urges police reforms (AP, via si.com)

Dec 9, 2007

Phil Simms on how to throw a football; Grab a pencil, Eli

Fourteen years into retirement, Phil Simms has mastered the art of throwing a football, and he's willing to help you learn it, too.

Make sure not to grip the ball too hard, he says, and try to use the combination of your arm and torso as a whip, rather than pushing the ball with only your arm.

Interesting stuff, and if you're brushing up for the big family game over the holidays, the information is available to you for a small fee by purchasing Simms' cleverly titled book, Phil Simms on Passing.

Or, if you've got the makings of a superstar, Simms might be willing to tutor you for free. Simms, who lives in New Jersey, has worked with several up-and-coming college quarterbacks in recent years.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the quarterback who could use the most help right about now only looks like a college quarterback. Eli Manning, whose Giants managed to eke out another win Sunday afternoon, has been barely better than atrocious most of this season.

Simms was no Dan Marino or Joe Montana, but he was a Giant and he won a Super Bowl. If Simms were willing, New York might be wise to snag him as a quarterback coach for the struggling Manning.

Or at least bring him in for a free consultation.

How to throw like a pro (Wall Street Journal)

Dec 6, 2007

Bad Week for Blogging

I've been sick and busy for most of this week (a bad combination, let me tell you), and I'm heading out of town today, so what you see is what you get for the rest of this week.

I think the Tigers made a bold move in trading for Dontrelle Willis and Miguel Cabrera, but it makes me wonder, what becomes of poor Brandon Inge?

The Dodgers were smart to sign Andruw Jones to a two-year deal, which is a long shot from the six or seven Jones' agent Scott Boras insisted he would get at the start of this offseason. Even so, $18 million for a guy coming off a .222 season? Maybe Boras hasn't lost all his magic just yet.

And the Celtics remain on fire at 15-2, on pace for 72.35 wins. If the Big Three can stay healthy and the supporting cast continues to support, an NBA record 73 wins is definitely in reach.

And with that, folks, I'm out. See you Monday.

Dec 3, 2007

Count 'em on one hand: Dorrell firing leaves 5 black head coaches in NCAA D-I football

UCLA fired Karl Dorrell Monday in a move that many saw coming.

The Bruins compiled a 35-27 record and reached a bowl in every season under Dorrell's leadership, but above average simply isn't good enough in the Pac-10.

What's troubling about this news is the fact that there are now only five black coaches remaining in NCAA Division I football: Turner Gill (Buffalo), Tyrone Willingham (Washington), Randy Shannon (Miami), Ron Prince (Kansas State), and Sylvester Croom (Mississippi State).

Out of 119 jobs, five represents barely four percent. When stacked up against the demographic of players participating in NCAA football -- about 50%, according to a recent SI article -- that's a paltry number.

Let me be clear what I'm not suggesting: I would never say that a black coach should be given more leniency simply because he's a black coach. Dorrell didn't meet the expectations established for the program, and he lost his job. It's harsh, but that's part of the business. If Willingham's Huskies don't put together a better season in 2008, he may be looking for a job as well.

What I am suggesting is that more black coaches deserve a fighting shot at the jobs that are available. While the NFL has mandated a policy requiring teams to interview at least one minority candidate when a vacancy arises -- the so-called "Rooney Rule" -- NCAA football has no such stipulation.

As if there was ever a legitimate question, Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith proved in last year's Super Bowl that skin color is irrelevant when it comes to success in coaching football. The NFL has finally come to understand this, and it's time for the NCAA to take the cue.

For more on minority coaches in football...
Dorrell fired after mostly mediocre run (AP, via Yahoo! sports)
Just looking for a chance (Sports Illustrated)
The big game in sports management and higher education (Black Coaches and Administrators)
The Rooney Rule (Wikipedia)

The computers have spoken: Making sense of the BCS

In a bizarre way, what the BCS computers spewed out Sunday made sense.

It's not that anyone really saw it coming, but you get the feeling if you had tried a little harder, you might have. It's LSU vs. Ohio State on January 7, 2008, for the BCS Championship.

In the preseason polls and Weeks 1-4, LSU was ranked #2 in the nation. After USC's sloppy win over Washington, LSU leapfrogged the Trojans and spent Weeks 5 and 6 at the top. The loss to Kentucky sent the Tigers down a few notches, but LSU returned to #2 in Week 10.

People will say that Ohio State backed into the BCS Championship, and in a season like this, who is anyone else to argue? But in Weeks 7-10, the top spot was theirs alone. That's right, in Week 10, Ohio State were #1 and #2 in the polls.

Should have seen it coming, right?

The college football rankings have resembled a seismograph this season -- 11 top-two losses (including four in the past two weeks) and a Top 25 that barely resembles the preseason poll. LSU and Ohio State have been a part of that, living on the receiving end of three of those top-two losses.

But nevertheless, they have been hovering all season, playing good football and scratching toward the top, even after losses set them back. Should LSU have lost to Arkansas at home? Absolutely not. Did Illinois have any business knocking off Ohio State? Probably not, but that's why they call it an upset.

David has slain Goliath all season, and Goliath no longer looks unbeatable. But in a crazy season like this one, it seems fitting that the two Goliaths -- the two biggest and most consistent presences all season -- should square off for the championship.

Dec 1, 2007

UK to corner market for obscure Olympic sports

If you win an Olympic medal but no one's ever heard of your sport, does it still count?

Better believe it. The United Kingdom certainly does, so much so that it has crafted its entire strategy for the 2012 Olympics around the principle.

While major sports (except soccer) have never been Britain's strong point, it appears that reality is. UK Sport, Britain's equivalent to the US Olympic Committee, has announced that it is aiming for fourth place in the national medal count at the 2012 Olympics in London.

The United States, China, and Russia are beyond the UK's reach, and they know it. But if all goes according to plan, everyone else might be beaten.

The plan is to train capable athletes in sports where competition is limited -- like team handball and flatwater canoeing -- even if the athletes themselves have never played or heard of the sport before now.

From a strategical standpoint, it makes sense. A gold in sprint kayaking counts for just as much as a gold in men's basketball, so why not focus your efforts on the sports in which medals are attainable? And from the athletes' perspective, it's the opportunity of a lifetime: free room and board, the chance to be an Olympic athlete, and a decent shot at winning a gold medal.

"It's just walking out those doors at the opening ceremony, shaking like a leaf with all my mates," said Tom Marshall, who has been recruited for flatwater canoeing. "I'm already getting that spine-tingling feeling."


Britain schemes to come in fourth in 2012 Olympics (Wall Street Journal)

Nov 30, 2007

Tom Osborne Hires Self at Nebraska; Will he drop "interim" tag?

For the moment at least, it's the return of a golden era in Nebraska football.

Following Bill Callahan's dismissal, the state's favorite Cornhusker made a bold move. Tom Osborne named himself interim coach, ostensibly to kick-start the recruiting process for whoever he'll name as Callahan's successor.

So far, Tom Osborne has interviewed Turner Gill (Buffalo head coach), Bo Pelini (LSU defensive coordinator), and Jim Grobe (Wake Forest head coach). Pelini -- who served as Nebraska's interim coach after Frank Solich's firing in 2003 and led the Huskers to an Alamo Bowl victory -- would seem to be the front runner among the names publicly mentioned.

But Nebraska fans have to be asking themselves, What if? In 25 seasons in Lincoln, Osborne won 255 games and captured three national titles. When the Cornhuskers weren't in the hunt for a national title, they were at least a force to be reckoned with.

After a season in which the Huskers became a laughingstock, a remedy for struggling offenses, Nebraska fans have to be craving a blast from the past.

Osborne has been strangely mum on the possibility of giving himself the nod for the full-time position. If he wasn't at least entertaining the idea, wouldn't he be a little more vocal about it? As in, "I know what you all are thinking, but it isn't going to happen because the wife said so"?

Speaking of Mrs. Osborne, if Tom is considering a comeback, can you imagine the conversations they must be having right about now?

For more on Tom Osborne and Nebraska football...
Osborne names self interim coach (AP, via Yahoo! sports)
Is Tom Osborne the next Nebraska coach? (Kevin Donahue at Fanblogs.com)

Nov 28, 2007

Interview with Steroid Nation author Gary Gaffney, Part II

The second of two parts to this interview with Gary Gaffney, MD, of the University of Iowa. You can find the first part below or by clicking here. In this part of the interview, Gaffney talks about how baseball should react to the Mitchell Report when it is released, and how baseball and sports in general can combat the use of performance enhancing drugs.

Gaffney is an expert on performance enhancing drugs, and writes a great blog at Steroid Nation.

How do you predict the public will react to the Mitchell report, especially if the names listed in it come as surprise? Is there a possibility, given everything that's led up to this point -- specifically, the names that have already been leaked through various reports -- that the Mitchell Report will be met by the public with a collective shoulder shrug?

As someone suggested, 'Anabolic Steroid' should be named Time's Man of the Year. There is little chance of the Mitchell report being met by public indifference. If anything, the Mitchell report will be met with at least 8 hours of hysteria, until a new Britney Spears crisis comes along. Probably the most hysterical reaction will be from the network news anchors who know little about the situation, but a lot about marketing.

Baseball is a hallowed game, a reverence that was demonstrated a bit north of where I write this -- on the Field of Dreams in Dyersville, Iowa. With a certain segment of the baseball fans, this will precipitate a PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder) reaction. Other fans will cite racism, favoritism, an on-going cheating culture, and some will blame Dick Cheney and Halliburton.

I suspect the Mitchell report will generate the usual misunderstandings and distortions that occur in all of these episodes, including those misunderstandings in the indictment of Barry Bonds.

If the MLB wishes to maintain an image as a fair and regulated sport -- a sport that protects the ethical integrity of the games and the health of the players -- it will correct the PED problem. If the MLB doesn't clean up the PED issues, then baseball becomes a popular entertainment-sport. I have no arguments either way, as long as baseball is overt about which philosophy it chooses: ethical sports league, or revenue-seeking entertainment venue. And as long as everyone is honest about the consequences of the choice.

The fact of the matter is that PED use enhances performance. Thus, all performance records in the 'steroid era' need to be re-examined in light of possible contamination. That isn't a new revelation; performances change in sports based on better equipment, better training, and different physical plants. The problem with the enhancement of performance via PEDs is multi-fold as I see it:

The drug enhancement is covert. If the strike zone changes, or the parks shrink in distances down the foul lines, the changes can be quantified. The use of PEDs is unregulated, and covert, exactly not what is to be expected for civilized ethical sports.

The record-setting athlete is afforded great accolades in the country and the world. It seems unsavory that athletes given such inflated status scrounge steroids from AIDS patients, Mexican sources, The Russian mafia, organized drug conspiracies like BALCO, and mail order pharmacies.

If all records and gold medals are tainted with doping, then who is really winning the championships? The athletes or their covert underground pharmacists? If left unchecked, the use of doping to enhance performance will lead to a drug arms race (which has already happened) to see who can benefit most from drug use. Athletes will need multiple AASs, HGH, Thyroid hormone, insulin, anti-estrogens, IGF-1, modafanil, and EPO. Obviously these drugs will lead to significant morbidity and mortality.

Did I mention the use of PEDs is cheating?

The use of PEDs in baseball gets a lot of attention, but it seems to me that we don't hear as much about it in football, and not a whisper of it in basketball, hockey, and most other sports. Is baseball the only sport heavily tainted by this type of cheating, or do you believe that the use of PEDs is prevalent across the board in sports?

The use of PEDs in rampant in some sports, especially sports where power, explosiveness, and aggressiveness are important to success. It appears to me that the sport's culture affects the use of PEDs. PEDs seem to rampant in baseball, track, power-lifting, and cycling, and used quite a bit in football. Those are sports that demand power and explosiveness.

PEDs do not appear to be as rampant in basketball, either because anabolic drug use may not offer an advantage in competition, or the basketball culture has not excepted PED use. Hockey may not have yet developed a culture of PED use because the Canadian socialized health system has long wait lines (I joke).

Explain, if you would, the different types of testing sports use to catch the users of PEDs. Are they sufficient to solve the problem? If not, what measures do the various commissioners need to take to eradicate PEDs in their respective sports?

Anti-doping measures take any number of approaches. The laboratory approach appears to be the most direct, but is not without problems. The methods:
  • Lab testing for drugs. Many of the illegal PEDs can be ascertained in urine. Some are slam-dunks to detect like amphetamine; other PEDs require very sophisticated lab equipment and experience like EPO. One can see the problems involved in lab tests, as in the Floyd Landis case where the veracity and the integrity of the lab was in question. The lab has to be perfect in the handling of specimens, documentation of procedures, and security of results. This is an exercise in forensic quality control.
  • Some drugs are extremely difficult to test in urine, like HGH. It is a drug that vanishes in a short period of time. HGH may require a blood test, or a bioprofile.
  • Some drugs like testosterone disturb the T:E (testosterone to epitestosterone) ratio above 4:1. It seems to be possible to beat the T:E ratio, as apparently Marion Jones did, and members of BALCO also did.
  • Legal investigations. Although it might be almost impossible to actually prove the athlete injected a particular drug, the paper trail of using an Internet pharmacy, or taking delivery on drugs from a PED dealer might be acceptable to some leagues. Track took away Tim Montgomery's world record because of his association with BALCO. Montgomery never tested positive.

The various sports leagues can take steps to combat PED use:

  • Develop WADA-like secure testing protocols, both in-season and out-season
  • Hold the coach/manager, GM, trainer, owner all partially responsible for breach of PED regulations (if the team owners suffered a consequence to their pocketbook when their players use PEDs you can bet the PED use would fall)
  • Make use of 'moral clauses' in contracts to discipline players who associate with known PED users, dealers, doctors, and distributors
  • Develop state-of-the-art bioprofiles to keep the athletes honest

Nov 27, 2007

On Steroids, HGH, and Amphetamines: An Interview with Gary Gaffney of Steroid Nation

In a day and age when it's easy to posture as an expert on a wide range of topics, it's nice to know that there are people out there who really know what they're talking about.

When it comes to steroids, Gary Gaffney, MD, is your man. Gaffney, a professor at the University of Iowa and the author of Steroid Nation (a blog I recommend you add to your favorites and check on a frequent basis) answered my questions about the effect of steroids and what they mean to the world of sports.

Due to length, I'll break this interview into two parts, with the second installment coming tonight or tomorrow morning.

By way of introduction, tell me about how you became interested in steroids. How do you incorporate this "hobby" with your job as a professor?

As a lifelong sports fan and subscriber to Sports Illustrated, I couldn't help but note the stories leaking out of that fine publication. Later, when I attended college, I began to train with weights. Although it was difficult to exercise regularly in medical school, I became more serious about weight training in residency at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore. I made connections there with other physicians and amateur athletes who maintained the same interest in PEDs and athletic performance. For instance, my friend and I called up Robert Kerr for his take on HGH; Kerr was the California physician who claimed he doped a massive number of Olympic champions.

One of my specialty areas is psychopharmacology. There is incredible similarity between the study of drugs used for behavior problems and drugs used for performance enhancement.
I integrate an interest in PEDs professionally, so it is more than a hobby. I am analyzing data on high school steroid use. I recently published a review of gene doping in sports. I have ongoing discussions about research projects looking at aspects of PED use.

The blog is a way of keeping a database on steroids and PEDs, getting some information out there, and of exercising my constitutional right to be a wise guy.

Briefly, can you explain the differences between amphetamines, human growth hormone, and anabolic steroids? How does each help an athlete improve his performance on the field?

This substances you mentioned are but some of the performance enhancing drugs used by athletes. The differences between these drugs would be encyclopedic; however I can discuss the short version.

Amphetamines, also known as 'stimulants' (although I prefer 'analeptics') structurally affect the neurotransmitter 'monoamine' family of receptors. I prescribe these every day for the treatment of ADHD. Not only do these drugs increase attention and concentration, but they can -- at certain dosages -- combat fatigue and enhance motor coordination. Side effects include anorexia, insomnia, and -- at high doses -- psychosis.

Amphetamines are an FDA Schedule 2 substance, which means I need a federal DEA license to prescribe the drugs; they are fastidiously controlled by the government because of the high abuse potential. Amphetamines are detected in urine for several days after their use.

Human growth hormone (HGH) is a peptide hormone produced by the pituitary gland which is intimately involved with growth and metabolism. Once in incredibly short supply because the substance came from cadavers in Scandinavia, HGH is now abundant because the hormone can be produced in mass quantities by biotechnology.

HGH is involved in the growth of children, the regulation of protein and carbohydrate metabolism, and in the regeneration and repair of tissues. Studies indicate HGH may also increase muscle mass, improve tissue healing, and carry out several other metabolic actions. The data on HGH increasing strength and power is somewhat ambiguous; there is evidence HGH -- as a drug -- needs to be augmented with anabolic steroids, thyroid hormone, and insulin.

HGH appeared, at one time, to be an ideal anabolic drug: high gain, no pain. However, over the years HGH has found to cause sinister side effects. HGH can cause havoc with blood glucose and insulin regulation. HGH causes internal organ (kidney for instance ) growth. In a particularly dangerous side effect, HGH can cause enlargement of the heart; it is suspected that many former users of HGH now suffer from cardiac problems.

Although patients with HGH tumors demonstrate acromegaly -- growth of skull, jaw, hands and feet -- I can find little evidence HGH as a PED causes this side effect (ie, Barry Bonds' head did not grow from HGH). There is evidence HGH increases cancer cell multiplication in the lab.

Anabolic-androgenic steroids are the 800 pound gorilla of PEDs. These bioactive steroid compounds that are synthesized in the body from a cholesterol base form the foundation of maleness in species. Testosterone, as the basic male anabolic hormone, promotes muscle growth, bone growth, and regulates metabolism. Testosterone also produces androgenic (or masculine) physiological effects: deepening of the voice, male hair patterns, acne, and development of reproduction organs, and aggressiveness.

All of the anabolic steroids produce those physiological effects to some degree. Androgenic steroids enhance muscle size, muscle strength, power, and explosiveness, as well as increase behavioral aggressiveness. Other adaptive physiological effects that enhance athletic performance may be more controversial, such as improved recovery from injury, reduced fatigue, or increased red blood cell numbers, but the key effects remain the enhancement of muscle strength and power and increase of aggressiveness.

The side effects of the anabolic-androgenic steroids follow from their physiological role, and from the fact that no drug produces pure effects. In males, the side effects include acne, baldness, testicular shrinkage, muscle and tendon stiffness, and some damage to internal organs. The estrogen effect of these drugs causes gynecomastia (development of breast tissue). There appears to be significant problems with the heart and liver in steroid abusers. And lastly, behavioral aggressiveness is a much debated, but real effect of the drugs.

In women, these drugs wreak havoc. The AAS masculinize women producing large muscles, deep voices, body hair, and large genitals. There is recent evidence the drugs are associated with birth defects. There is a reason these drugs are DEA scheduled and controlled substances.

Can you get a pretty good sense just from looking who may or may not be on each, or is that a game you stay away from?

Now would be a good time to discuss 'stacking'. Stacking occurs when athletes use different drugs in sequence to maximize their effects. For instance, an athlete might use testosterone, nandrolone, HGH, insulin and thyroid hormone for several weeks, later tapering the steroids to avoid detection, then adding an anti-estrogen or a masking agent. As you can image, stacking not only produces synergistic anabolic effects, but also potentates sinister deleterious side effects.

Since athletes who use anabolic steroids are drug cheats, utilizing an entire illicit underground pharmacy for the drugs, they tend to use other drugs too -- like narcotics, benzodiazepines, diuretics, and alcohol. If you look at the evidence of recent high profile cases, you will see someone like Chris Benoit was found to have anabolic steroids, narcotics, benzodiazepines, and alcohol in his system. It is extremely likely this mixture of potent drugs produces very dangerous behavioral and physiological side effects.

The 'sight test' is often used, but probably often wrong when looking at juicers. It may be that a rigorous routine of weight training, exercise, and diet can produce remarkable results in gifted athletes. However, rapid gain of muscles, rapid loss of fat, acne, edema (puffiness of the skin), and out-of-character aggressiveness produce questions about athletes. Certain athletes who appear to defy gravity as they age, also raise eyebrows.

Part Two now available above or by clicking here

Nov 26, 2007

Buh Bye, BCS; Hello Democracy

Now that the tryptophan has worn off, it's everyone's favorite time of year again: the time where we all moan and gripe and lobby and complain about how our favorite college football team deserves a shot at the BCS title and our rival doesn't.

With four one-loss teams, an undefeated team, and several pretty dang good two-loss teams clogging up the rankings, just about anyone could make their case. It makes for fun conversation, but logistically it's a problem.

That's why All on the Field has devised an exclusive solution, one that keeps the bowl format in place and spares the big wigs from getting their underwear tied up in a bunch over a pesky playoff system.

Ladies and gentlemen, we propose to you a fan voting system!

Yes, hanging chads darned, it's the perfect solution.

The point of the bowl games, most of us know, is to make money (and here some of you thought it was to determine rankings... ha!). See, the more people that watch, the more people who will use FedEx to ship their stuff and buy Tostitos to snack on during the game, or so the prevailing logic goes.

But if we somehow were forced to watch a Kansas-Hawaii BCS championship -- won't happen now, I know -- eh, I'll pass on the game, I have to drop something off at the UPS store.

Instead, we vote for who we want to see (Florida vs. West Virginia, anyone?), and the BCS gives it to us. Millions of us watch, the sponsors see a spike in sales, and everyone's a winner. Except for Kansas, that is.

Postscript: Of course, this proposal should be taken with a bag (not just a grain, mind you) of salt. If the bowl championship was determined on the basis of fan voting alone, can you imagine the problems? We'd have a Notre Dame - Ohio State final every year!

Nov 21, 2007

10 Things I'm Thankful for About Sports

With Thanksgiving fast approaching, I thought it would be appropriate to reflect about a few of the things I'm thankful for. At the top of the list, of course, are my faith, my wife, and my family, but somewhere a little further down is a set that deserves a category of its own.

Sports.

I got to thinking this morning about what a big role sports plays in my life, and contrary to what some might say, watching, reading about, and writing on sports is anything but a waste of time. I could write for pages about my favorite things about sports, but for purposes of brevity I'll limit it to 10 things I'm thankful for about sports.
  1. I'm thankful for Saturday afternoons when I can settle in and watch a college football game (or three). Sundays are cool, too, but the end of the weekend and the onset of another work week loom. Plus, compared to the NFL I find the college scene refreshing: the live mascots, the bands taking up 10% of the stadium, and a generally less corporate feel.

  2. I'm glad that upsets happen on a regular basis. No one in their right mind would have predicted Appalachian St. beating Michigan, but it happened, and that was all anyone could talk about for the next three weeks. It feels good when the little guy pulls it out, even when you know they couldn't do it again in 10 tries, or when it may be their only win of the season.

  3. I'm grateful that free speech has led to the advent of sports talk radio. (And these days, I'm glad that radio has thus far survived the progression of the internet and satellite television eras.) I like that fans all across America can not only hear what happened in the game last night, but they can hear hours and hours of analysis. And those with some guts and a lot of patience can usually pick up a telephone and weigh in as an instant pundit. How cool is that?

  4. I appreciate the dynasties in professional sports, like the Spurs and Patriots -- and now, maybe, the Red Sox. I like that there's a team with a bulls eye on its chest, a team you can predict with relative certainty will be there at the final showdown. I like watching teams try and slay the giant on a weekly basis, and as much as I root for the underdog, it's pretty cool when the team favored to win at the beginning of the season is still standing at the end.

  5. I'm thankful for rumors in the sports media. I generally try to avoid gossip and People magazine doesn't do much for me, but when I hear that Miguel Cabrera may be headed to the Giants for Noah Lowry, Jonathan Sanchez and cash (not a real rumor, so don't spread it), it gets my heart fluttering. There were days when I would go ahead and make the trade on a sports video game, but I've since learned the wisdom of waiting until the rumor comes to fruition -- it usually doesn't -- and abstaining from video games -- I usually do.

  6. I'm grateful for rivalries in sports, because it makes regular season games anything but regular. Even though the players generally don't have much personal animosity toward one another -- trades and free agency increase the likelihood that you'll be sitting next to Joe rival sometime in the next few years -- but for an hour or two, fans are able suspend that and see gladiators clashing on the field or court.

  7. I continue to love the print newspaper sports section, even though everyone says it's going the way of the dinosaur. I'll freely admit that I spend more time online reading blogs like The Big Lead and Deadspin, but it's a great feeling to be sitting in an airport or a lunch table at work with today's sports section in front of you.

  8. I actually like controversy in sports, because it gives us something else to talk about. Sometimes the games are enough, but other times it's fun to read about Kobe's latest trade demand, the espionage tactics of Bill Belichick, or for what purposes Paul Byrd ordered $25,000 worth of HGH.

  9. Much as I enjoy controversy, I'm a bigger fan of the good guys in sports, like Tony Dungy and Dikembe Mutombo. So many athletes and coaches are wrapped up in themselves, and with salaries in the tens of millions and 24/7 media exposure, it's easy to see why. But when somebody breaks the mold and does things a little differently -- when they manage to consistently act in the interests of others instead of their own -- I admire that.

  10. I'm thankful for the lessons sports teach us about life. Not to sound overly philosophical here, but I'm amazed at how often sports are a metaphor for real life, and the lessons we learn by watching our favorite teams can be extracted and applied long after we flip off the tube. Lessons like succeeding in humility and failing with dignity, the consequences of cheating, and the reality that the nicest guys don't always win aren't easy to learn, but sports can make the process a little more palatable. And I'm thankful for that.

Nov 20, 2007

Thanks for putting things in perspective, Nick

Pearl Harbor. September 11, 2001. A loss to Louisiana-Monroe.

Alabama coach Nick Saban is reaching deep into his bag of tricks, asking his team to rebound from a "catastrophic event", the likes of which this country had only seen twice, apparently.

Following a loss to a middling team in the Sun Belt, a lower-middling conference -- the Crimson Tide's third consecutive loss and fifth of the season -- Saban had to pull out all the stops to rally the troops.

"Changes in history usually occur after some kind of catastrophic event," Saban explained at yesterday's news conference.

In this case, that change in history would be a win over rival Auburn Saturday. To close out its season with dignity, Alabama needs to be swift, precise, and explosive. Like the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Hmmmm, that didn't come out right. How about "Win one for the Gipper", instead?

Nov 19, 2007

Mr. Boras, You're Fired!

In a move that must be making owners across baseball pump their collective fists, Kenny Rogers has fired agent Scott Boras.

To the Detroit Tigers, this simply means that Rogers will be sticking around for another season. Rogers let it be known that he wanted to stay, Boras informed the club that he and his client would be entertaining offers elsewhere, and Rogers finally decided it was time to show Boras who is boss around here.

For the second time in this relatively new off-season, Scott Boras overstepped his bounds.

And for the second time, a client has stood his ground. We all remember Boras's announcement during Game 4 of the World Series that Alex Rodriguez was opting out, and we remember how baseball's owners treated Rodriguez like a Bentley for sale on a street corner: admirable, but not affordable or practical.

So Rodriguez, following the advice of his heart -- yes, we think he has one -- his wife, and Warren Buffett, crawled back to the Yankees and started contract negotiations.

Without Boras.

Now make no mistake, Scott Boras will not go broke, nor will he be wanting for business anytime soon. He's still the shrewdest negotiator in the game, and lest we forget, Boras will still be earning commission on deals such as the gold mine he and client Barry Zito struck in San Francisco for years to come.

But perhaps the tide is turning. Maybe players are realizing Boras doesn't always have their best interests in mind. Sure, he will help them make a buck -- lots of them -- but what's an extra five million in exchange for betraying your fans, teammates, and worst of all, your heart?

For some players, at least, it's not enough.

For more on Scott Boras...
The Extortionist (New Yorker ... a few weeks old, but a great read)
Boras out, Rogers in (AP, via Yahoo! Sports)
Buffett advises Rodriguez (Bloomberg)

Nov 16, 2007

Bonds' Indictment a Long Time Coming

Ultimately, it may not be his use of steroids that does Barry Bonds in.

At this point, lying about his knowledge of what he injected or ingested into his body may be enough to put Bonds behind bars. At a minimum, you have to figure the indictment that came down Thursday will be enough to keep Bonds out of baseball.

After years of being the one in pursuit -- of Mark McGwire's single-season home run record, of Hank Aaron's all-time home run record, and of the World Series ring he never won -- Bonds' past seems to have finally caught up with him.

To those that say Bonds is being singled out, there probably is some truth to the notion. Bonds is the most selfish, arrogant, and surly player to wear a baseball uniform since Ty Cobb. But don't forget that Bonds lied under oath to a federal grand jury, and that's a crime.

Like any celebrity with more money than brains, Bonds will probably hire a team of lawyers shrewd enough to get him off with little to no jail time.

But for every (non-juicing) pitcher who surrendered a home run -- or six -- to Bonds, for every teammate who was forced to tiptoe around the issues and the Issue himself, to all the fans who felt all along as if this was an act they were tired of seeing, the indictment has to feel like a victory.

Nov 14, 2007

Will Ricky Trade the Bong for the Ball?

Ricky Williams is coming back.

At least, that's the plan. Lest we forget, Williams announced his return to the NFL this spring, only to fail yet another drug test -- his fifth violation.

After serving his time, though, Williams has jumped through the necessary hoops and the league has announced his reinstatement.

As I said then and will repeat here, Williams' days as a top-tier NFL running back are behind him. He's over 30 years old, out of football shape, and seemingly out of touch with reality.

But despite all he's got going against him, Williams is returning to just the right franchise at just the right time. At 0-9, the Dolphins are among the worst teams in the NFL, and with leading rusher Ronnie Brown on the sidelines, Miami can't welcome Williams back fast enough.

Aside from the questions of whether he can hit a hole or break a tackle, my biggest curiosity is whether Williams can stay away from the dope. Getting caught once could happen to just about anybody, but failing five separate drug tests means you really like the stuff.

Personally, I'm rooting for the guy. After years of erratic behavior, perhaps he's decided that football is more fulfilling than drugs. But after a game or two with the Dolphins, he may change his mind.

For more on Ricky Williams...
Ricky Williams Reinstated (AP, via Yahoo! Sports)
Zenmeister Returns to NFL (All on the Field)

Nov 12, 2007

Battling it out for the Worst of the NFL

While the Patriots continue to distance themselves from the pack, and pundits and fans are left to argue over who's second best, a far more intriguing discussion has largely been left untouched.

Who is the NFL's worst team?

Plenty of teams could make their case here, but we'll limit our discussion to the following: Miami (0-9), New York (1-8), San Francisco (2-7), and St. Louis (1-8). And yes, I know that your favorite team isn't doing well either this year and should probably be included -- Oakland, cough cough, Atlanta, cough, cough -- but we don't have time to sit here and sift through the whole league.

We'll judge based on four categories: offense, defense, strength of schedule, and worst loss.

May the worst team lose!

Offense
Since somehow managing victories in the first two games, the 49ers have averaged a paltry 9.57 points per game. Injuries to Alex Smith and tight end Vernon Davis haven't helped anything, but bad is bad. San Francisco is also last in the league in yards per game by nearly 50. Everyone else on our list for discussion has performed at various levels of ineptitude, but they all shine in comparison to the 49ers.

Loser: San Francisco

Defense
If you're a struggling offense in the NFL, there are few other teams besides the Dolphins that you'd rather face. Miami is near the middle of the pack in defensive yards per game, but the Dolphins still manage to surrender an average of 28.6 points per game. The Rams and Jets are close in this category, coughing up 27.6 and 25.3, respectively. Perhaps a more telling statistic is the turnovers caused by these teams, or the lack thereof. The Dolphins have forced just 13 turnovers, the 49ers 12, but the Jets have them all beat here: New York has managed only 9 turnovers, or one per game. That's a far cry from the league-leader Detroit, who has 29 on the season.

Loser: New York. In addition to the high points per game and the low turnover numbers, the Jets' defense has forced a league-low 9 sacks.

Strength of Schedule (Weakest)
The Dolphins and Jets have it worst, easily. Both teams have already played conference foe New England and the New York Giants, and they both get to travel to Foxborough later this season. So pathetic though they may be, a tough schedule gives these teams somewhat of an excuse. Not so with the the 49ers and Rams. Playing in the NFC Worst truly leaves these guys without an excuse, and it certainly bolsters their respective cases for worst of the worst. San Francisco and St. Louis have faced nearly identical schedules up to this point, with the primary exception being the 49ers playing the Steelers and the Rams falling to the Cowboys.

Losers: We'll call this one a draw between San Francisco and St. Louis.

Worst Loss
For a team with only one win, the Jets have typically kept things interesting; excluding a Week 1 38-14 drubbing by the Patriots, New York hasn't lost by more than 11 points. The 49ers won their first two games, but that was just fools' gold. Reality bit hard when the Steelers crumpled San Francisco 37-16 in Week 3. NFC West division leader Seattle (5-4) is not a very good team, but the Seahawks managed to manhandle the Rams 33-6 three weeks ago. As the only team in the league without a victory, every loss is the worst loss for the Dolphins. But if you had to choose just one, losing to the otherwise-winless Jets is pretty bad.

Loser: Miami

Well, after reviewing the variables, the ruling on the field is that all of these teams are terrible, maybe even worse than you think. But despite a better record than some of the others, the 49ers are the league's fastest-sinking ship, and in my opinion, the worst of the worst.

One footnote to all this, however: the Dolphins' upcoming schedule only gets more difficult. In addition to traveling to New England, as I mentioned above, Miami has games at Philadelphia and at Pittsburgh remaining on its schedule. In a season in which the Patriots could go undefeated, how ironic would it be if Miami went winless? No wonder Don Shula has been so irritable!

Cast your vote! If you disagree with my assessment here, cast your vote in our poll to the right.

Nov 11, 2007

It's All Coming Together in Bean Town

Has there ever been a better time to be a Boston sports fan?

The Red Sox suffered for years at the lovable losers, but they've won two of the last four World Series and appear to be reloaded for more success in the coming years.

The Patriots have won three Super Bowls since 2002, including the precursor to the Curse breaker in 2004. And as we all know, things are clipping along this season. At 9-0 and with the toughest portion of their schedule behind them, New England seems poised for another championship, if not an undefeated season.

Until the formation of the Big Three this year, the Celtics have been the black sheep among the "big three" sports franchises. I was among the skeptics when Danny Ainge traded away the franchise present and future for Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen, but the proof has been in the pudding thus far.

In five games, the Celtics are undefeated with a 16.6 point average margin of victory. The Big Three has been big indeed, with Paul Pierce averaging 23.6 and Garnett and Allen adding 22.6 apiece. Garnett has also averaged six assists and nearly 16 boards per game.

It's still very early to crown the Celtics NBA champions, and for that matter, the Patriots winning the Super Bowl is not a foregone conclusion. But the possibility remains for Boston teams to achieve a triple crown in sports championships, something that hasn't been accomplished in recent history, if ever.

It is, indeed, a good time to be a Boston sports fan.

But let me remind the card-carrying members of Red Sox Nation that things won't always be this way. Big Papi and Manny Ramirez are getting older, and based on the names that have surfaced already, I wouldn't be shocked if at least one of their names will show up on the Mitchell Report.

And don't forget, Patriots fans, that Randy Moss is a free agent after this season. Other teams reload in the off-season, and yours is just an injury or two away from being like any other team; just ask the Colts.

Celtics fans, the futility of the last two decades is all too fresh your minds, so you need no reminder of what it feels like to lose. The Big Three have all passed the big Three-Oh, and when they are gone, the franchise will return to dormancy.

Yes, it is a good time to be a Boston sports fan, and you shouldn't be resented for it if you are (unless you're a bandwagon jumper).

But sports, like everything else, is cyclical. What goes around comes around. Yesterday's losers are today's winners are tomorrow's losers. Insert additional cliche here.

So enjoy it while it lasts, Boston sports fans -- and try not to be too obnoxious -- because your franchises will return to futility. It's only a matter of time.

Blogging for Dollars

You probably noticed that I removed my picture from the blog and replaced it with Google ads. There are two reasons for this.

First, I think I might have lost some credibility because of my picture. I am in my 20s, but let's be honest: I look younger. So I don't want people discriminating against me for my age.

Second, even though I love blogging and would do it for free -- I have done it for free for the past seven months -- I want to see if I can turn my effort into a few dollars here and there.

So the ads, in case you're blind, are there to the right. We'll give it a go for a while and see how they pan out.

Nov 8, 2007

Find me a Contract!

If you're a free agent, tell you your agent to hurry up and find you a contract.

Because according to a Boston Globe report, of the 160 free agents, 11 are named in the Mitchell Report. The names being named could have a lot of ramifications, but one thing it won't result in is those free agents signing monster deals as if nothing ever happened.

Regardless of what the general managers are saying -- that a name on the list won't factor into their decision on whether to sign that player -- the reality of the matter is that the Mitchell Report has a great deal of significance to the future of the sport.

No one wants a tainted player, at least not for that price.

Looking over the list of free agents, there's one slam dunk to be on the list; Jose Guillen has already been implicated in separate reports. If Guillen is a slam dunk, we'll call Barry Bonds a layup.

That leaves plenty of room on Mitchell's "roster" for guys like Eric Gagne, Luis Gonzalez, Andruw Jones, and even -- gasp! -- A-Rod. I am by no means pointing fingers, I'm just saying that the next couple of weeks could be very interesting.

The bottom line here is that I expect new contracts to be deflated from what they have been in recent years, which seems appropriate given all of the steroid inflation since the early 2000s.

So if you're a free agent, and you think you're name could be on that list, I'd recommend getting a deal done as soon as possible.

For more on the Mitchell Report and current Free Agents...
11 Free Agents spoke in probe (ESPN.com)
Free Agents Rushing to Sign Deals before Mitchell Report comes out (The Brushback)
Anticipating Backlash from the Mitchell Report (All on the Field)
List of Free Agents (ESPN.com)

Nov 7, 2007

Giving Away Marion Jones' Medals: Tougher than you'd Think

Remember when Marion Jones admitted she was a cheater and relinquished the five medals she won in the 2000 Sydney Olympics?

You felt sort of glad for whoever finished second, right? Winning a gold by default seven years later takes away some of the thrill, of course, but at least justice is served.

Not so fast, says the International Olympic Committee.

As it turns out, Katerina Thanou -- the Greek woman in line to claim the gold medal in the 100m that seemed to be rightfully hers -- may have some drug issues of her own.

Thanou and fellow Greek runner Kostas Kenteris failed to show up for drug tests on the eve of the Athens Olympics, claimed they were injured in a motorcycle accident and eventually pulled out. Both later were suspended for two years.

No word on whether Thanou was doping in Sydney, but the IOC is taking a wait and see approach. From the tenor of its statements, it would seem they are leaning away from awarding it to Thanou.

So we know Jones is out of the running, and it looks like Thanou may have been a cheater, so who gets the gold medal? That would be Tanya Lawrence of Jamaica (on the left in the photo), unless it turns out that she was a cheater too.

And you thought the 2000 Presidential election fiasco couldn't be topped!

For more on Marion Jones and Katerina Thanou
No Automatic Upgrade for medalists (AP, via SI.com)
Jones Gives Back Five Medals (AP, via ESPN.com)

Nov 6, 2007

Separated at Birth: Stephen Jackson & Willem DaFoe

A reader sent this one in and my first reaction -- as yours might be -- was No Way. But take a closer look, and you'll see that Stephen Jackson (right) and Willem DaFoe (from the Spiderman series, among other things) bear a strange resemblance.

Dennis Rodman Wants a Piece of the WNBA Pie

Somehow we had to know that we hadn't heard the last from Dennis Rodman.

Word is that Rodman would like to become a head coach in the WNBA, where his team -- if he were given the reins -- "would lead the league in rebounding, have a defensive-minded identity, and we'd run the triangle offense."

Excellent. So Dennis, if you'll just sign right here and date here, we'll find you a team shortly.

The league has 14 teams, and I'm guessing most of them are pretty satisfied with their coaches. (Fun fact: Bill Laimbeer and Tree Rollins, two of Dennis Rodman's former Pistons teammates, are currently manning head coaching positions.) At least, I doubt any owner or general manager would read of Rodman's interest and immediately pick up the phone to create a vacancy just for him.

More than likely, this is just another publicity stunt by Rodman. Come to think of it, what part of his life isn't?

For more on Dennis Rodman and the WNBA
Dennis Rodman Wants Head Coach Position in WNBA (PR Newswire, via Foxsports.com)
Dennis Rodman (Wikipedia Entry -- worth skimming, at least)
Family Guy WNBA clip (Mostly unrelated, but funny Truveo video. If you love the WNBA, don't watch this.)