How many Feds does it take to find Edward Charles Knoblauch?Until recently, that was just a bad joke a Minnesotans told to pass the time while ice fishing. But now, federal marshals attempting to serve Knoblauch with a subpoena are making the question a matter of practicality.
This all started with the dispute over whether Roger Clemens used steroids and/or Human Growth Hormone. The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee decided to get to the bottom of it, and to do so, they figured they would talk to Chuck, who -- along with former teammates Clemens and Andy Pettite --was named in the Mitchell Report.
When Knoblauch failed to respond to the committee's "invitation" to testify, they decided to slap him with a subpoena.
Trouble is, they can't seem to find him.
Here's my question. If the New York Times could find Knoblauch less than two weeks ago at his Houston home (when interviewed, he said he hadn't heard anything from any Congressional committees) why haven't the Feds been able to track him down?
I just don't see Knoblauch as the type of guy to take his family into hiding under an assumed name at the Super 8. But I could be wrong. At any rate, if you bump into him at the indoor pool or over a cup of coffee at the Continental breakfast, tell him the Feds are looking for him.
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Didn't Knoblauch once attempt a throw to first base but throw it ten rows into the stands. Talk about to much steroid use there.
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